FOR TEENAGE OLD SOULS, 20-YEAR-OLD HUSSIES & 30-SOMETHING SELF HELP JUNKIES
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Untangled Mess
ABOUT
ISSUE NO. 1 – SUMMER 2026
Because
We've tried
everything.
You're a teenage old soul, a 20-year-old hussy with daddy issues, or a 30-something self-help junkie — and you've probably been all three.
We know better now. Mostly.
What's in it?
The Moon
We’ll tell you what’s going on with the moon and what type of crazy that’s making you.
Tarot Sh*t
What’s in the cards and how to use spirit in your life.
Sweatpants We
Love
A connesiour of sweatpants. Our
latest favorite we’re isolating at
home in.
Why Untangled Mess?
You're a teenage old soul, a 20-year-old hussy with daddy issues, or a 30-something self-help junkie and you've probably been all three.
You still own — and mostly live in — the sweatpants from your 30-day stay. You're no stranger to the 72-hour hold, and you know it was the worst idea you've ever had
.
From medication cocktails nobody can pronounce to tarot cards, moon phases, and microdosing everything.
ADVICE COLUMN
What's Your Saga?
We're all going through something. What's Your Saga is an advice column highlighting your current drama this week. Let us know and we'll give you our best advice.